I almost died today. so there’s that.







du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know




camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

(Source: heathledgers)



gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime



if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)



n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

(Source: dafthappiness)




(Source: bricesander)



beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?




liliannnnn:

PREACH

(Source: justnunya)



I could cry right now.



born to be real, not to be perfect. ✌

i know the number of likes or favorite you get on a picture shouldn’t matter.. but man, does it affect my mood..



hecallsmepineappleprincess:

smilefreckleface:

Dying of cuteness


Oh goodness!

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