I almost died today. so there’s that.
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
I could cry right now.
i know the number of likes or favorite you get on a picture shouldn’t matter.. but man, does it affect my mood..